Dark Matter by Wizard Trees
฿600.00
Dark Matter by Wizard Trees. Zoap x Y Life: candy sherbet, gassy fuel, creamy dough. Head first, body second, couch forever.
Dark Matter by Wizard Trees
Dark Matter by Wizard Trees is an indica-leaning hybrid (45/55) born from Zoap x Y Life. Zoap alone took Deo Farms over 100 plant tests to select, and Wizard Trees crossed it with Y Life to create something heavier, creamier, and built for the evening. Coming in at 26% THC, this cut delivers candy sherbet, gassy fuel, and creamy dough on the nose with a body-heavy high. best for night.
Cali Weed by Wizard Trees. Same strain, different grower: also available as a Cali Pack by Caligula.
The Nose
Crack the seal and Gas floods the room, thick and unmistakable. Right behind it, Candy and Creamy layer in with a doughy, nutty sweetness from the Zoap side. As the nugs break apart, Apple and Floral emerge underneath, plus a faint Earthy base. Meanwhile, Caryophyllene brings peppery kick, spicy wood up front, while Limonene delivers citrus pop, a zkittley grapefruit brightness. Then Linalool adds floral, lavender softness that ties the candy and gas together, and Myrcene anchors it with musky, herbal, earthy base. Overall, dense, resin-coated buds with a loud nose that fills the room.
The Smoke
The first pull is smooth and rich: candy sherbet and creamy coat the palate right away. Midway through, gassy fuel builds and apple sweetness develops as the Limonene opens up with a lime note on the exhale. Toward the roach, earthy dough intensifies and the Caryophyllene concentrates in the resin ring alongside the Myrcene. White ash from start to finish, smooth burn, no harshness.
The High
The onset starts in the head: Creative, Happy, and Head-High wash over you within the first few minutes. Then the body catches up. Body-High rolls through the limbs, heavy and warm, pulling you deeper into whatever you’re sitting on. Relaxed locks in fully by the peak, and with medium sleepiness, this one is a nighttime strain through and through. That’s the Dark Matter signature: head first, body second, couch forever.
Effect group: Heavy · Best time: Night
Who Should Try Dark Matter by Wizard Trees?
At this potency, this is a strong ride built for experienced smokers who want body weight and creative headspace in the same session. Anxiety risk is low, so you can lean into the potency without worrying about racing thoughts. On the medical side, Dark Matter by Wizard Trees is a natural fit for stress, anxiety, fatigue, and pain. If you know Wizard Trees from RS11, Zoap, or Zangria, this one carries that same LA tastemaker quality. Check out Wizard Trees for more.
Strain Card
| Strain | Dark Matter |
| Grower | Wizard Trees |
| Genetics | Indica-Leaning Hybrid (45% Sativa / 55% Indica) |
| Lineage | Zoap x Y Life |
| THC | 26% |
| Dominant Terpenes | Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool, Myrcene |
| Flavours | Apple, Candy, Creamy, Earthy, Floral, Gas |
| Effects | Body-High, Creative, Happy, Head-High, Relaxed |
| Best Time | Night |
| Intensity | 4/5 |
| Anxiety Risk | Low |
| Sleepiness | Medium |
| Vibe | Heavy · Body Heavy |