New Yorker x Cookie Burger Churroz Donut by StaticRoom
฿2,700.00
New Yorker x Cookie Burger Churroz Donut by StaticRoom wraps gassy sativa flower around savoury indica hash. Two-wave high: energetic then heavy.
New Yorker x Cookie Burger Churroz Donut by StaticRoom
New Yorker x Cookie Burger Churroz Donut by StaticRoom packs 2g of New Yorker flower around a core of Cookie Burger hash (0.5g), dusted in cinnamon sugar. Sour Diesel x Lemon Cherry Gelato flower meets GSC x Johnny Burger hash in a single joint that starts energetic and finishes heavy. Best for day / night.
Cali Churroz Donut by StaticRoom. 2g New Yorker flower wrapped around a 0.5g core of Cookie Burger hash.
The Story Behind This Churroz Donut
A Churroz Donut is StaticRoom‘s take on the hash hole format: flower packed around a core of hash, coated in cinnamon sugar. As the joint burns, the hash melts slower than the surrounding flower, feeding concentrated terpenes into every pull and leaving a donut-shaped hole in the ash. The cinnamon coating adds a warm, spiced sweetness to the first few hits that sets Churroz apart from standard hash holes.
The flower is New Yorker, a Wizard Trees sativa-leaning hybrid crossing Sour Diesel with Lemon Cherry Gelato. Sour Diesel brings the loud, gassy energy that defined East Coast cannabis for decades, while Lemon Cherry Gelato adds creamy, fruity sweetness from its Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies lineage. At 29-30% THC, the flower alone is formidable.
The hash comes from Cookie Burger, an indica cross of GSC with Johnny Burger. Where the New Yorker flower provides the gassy, citrus-forward lift, the Cookie Burger hash anchors the experience with savoury, earthy depth and heavy body relaxation. Together, the two create a session that evolves from focused energy into deep physical comfort.
The Nose
The cinnamon sugar coating adds a warm, baked spice note before you even light it. Underneath, the New Yorker flower brings gassy sharpness and bright citrus zest, the Sour Diesel genetics cutting through everything. Creamy sweetness follows from the LCG side, smooth and rich. Earthy depth grounds the base, with the Limonene keeping the citrus circling back. Peppery warmth from the Caryophyllene runs through both strains, doubling up on the spice. Pine and herbal notes from the New Yorker add complexity, while the Cookie Burger hash contributes a skunky, savoury undertone that you notice when you hold the donut close. Linalool softens everything with a floral edge, and Myrcene ties the musky base together.
The Smoke
The first few pulls carry the cinnamon sugar, a warm, baked sweetness that coats the palate before the cannabis flavours take over. Then the New Yorker flower kicks in: gassy and citrus on the inhale, bright and sharp, with creamy smoothness on the exhale. As the hash core begins to melt, the flavour deepens. Earthy and skunky notes from the Cookie Burger rise through the smoke, adding savoury weight. The peppery warmth intensifies midway through, the doubled-up Caryophyllene from both strains making the smoke feel warm in the throat. By the final third, the hash dominates: thick, oily smoke carrying concentrated terpenes. The donut hole appears in the ash, and each pull becomes denser and more flavour-packed. The burn is slow, lasting well beyond what you would expect from 2.5g.
The High
The onset splits into two distinct waves. The New Yorker flower hits first: euphoric brightness fills the head, followed by focused clarity and creative energy that makes you want to engage rather than zone out. Then, around the fifteen-minute mark, the Cookie Burger hash takes over. Relaxation rolls through the body, steady and progressive, pulling you deeper into physical comfort. Happy contentment sits as a constant baseline throughout. As the session continues, the heavy indica side builds, the kind where your body commits to whatever position it is in. The transition from energized to settled is smooth rather than jarring. Two very different strains working in sequence, with the hash extending the duration well beyond a standard preroll.
Effect group: Chill · Best time: Day / Night
Who Should Try New Yorker x Cookie Burger Churroz Donut by StaticRoom?
If you enjoy the hash hole experience and want a session that evolves from sativa energy to indica depth, this Churroz Donut delivers exactly that arc. The New Yorker flower is one of the loudest, gassiest cuts in the Wizard Trees lineup, and the Cookie Burger hash provides a savoury anchor that keeps the high grounded. At combined 29%+ THC between flower and hash, newer smokers should take it easy. If stress, chronic pain, or fatigue are on your list, the progressive transition from focused energy to deep body relaxation covers both ends of the spectrum. The medium anxiety risk comes from the high THC and energetic onset, so if you are sensitive, start with a few pulls and let the Cookie Burger hash side catch up before committing to more.
Product Card
| Format | Churroz Donut, 2.5g total |
| Flower | New Yorker (2g) |
| Hash | Cookie Burger (0.5g) |
| Brand | StaticRoom |
| Flower Lineage | Sour Diesel x Lemon Cherry Gelato (55% Sativa) |
| Hash Lineage | GSC x Johnny Burger (70% Indica) |
| Dominant Terpenes | Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Linalool |
| Flavours | Gassy, Citrus, Creamy, Earthy, Peppery |
| Effects | Euphoric, Creative, Relaxed, Happy, Heavy |
| Best Time | Day / Night |
| Intensity | 5/5 |
| Anxiety Risk | Medium |
| Vibe | Chill · Calm & Functional |
