Cheeta Piss

Cheeta Piss

Cheeta Piss is a balanced hybrid (50/50) born from Lemonnade x Gelato 42 x London Poundcake 97. At 20-25% THC, this three-way cross hits you with loud gassy, skunky funk and a head-high that sharpens focus while keeping the energy moving. Best for day.

Thai Weed grown in Thailand.

The Story Behind Cheeta Piss

Cheeta Piss is a rare three-way cross created as a collaboration between Growing Passion and Cookies Fam, combining Lemonnade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97 into a single strain. The name pays homage to the old-school Cat Piss strain, which was known for its ammonia-like funk and skunky intensity. While Cheeta Piss doesn’t share much genetics with its namesake, it inherited the same confrontational funk, the kind of smell that makes people across the room ask what you just opened.

Each parent brings something distinct to the table. Lemonnade, bred from Lemon OG and Gorilla Haze, contributes sharp citrus aromatics and a focused cerebral high. Gelato 42, a Sherbinskis creation from Thin Mint Cookies and Sunset Sherbet, adds dessert-line sweetness and trichome density. London Poundcake 97 rounds it out with dense bud structure and that unmistakable Cookies-family gas. The result is a strain that smells foul in the best way and smokes better than it has any right to.

The Nose

Loud and unapologetic. The gassy fuel hits first, sharp and acrid, followed immediately by a wave of skunky musk that fills the room. Citrus brightness lifts through the funk, lemon zest and sour orange, the Lemonnade parent making its presence known. Funky undertones add a fermented quality, almost cheesy in the best way. Sweet notes hide beneath everything, the Gelato 42 genetics offering a faint candy finish. Peppery warmth comes through on the break, the Caryophyllene dominating the terpene profile. Limonene is responsible for that citrus cut, while Humulene adds a dry, hoppy edge. Myrcene fills in the base. The buds are medium-density, bright green with amber pistils, and a sticky layer of trichomes that strings between your fingers.

The Smoke

The inhale is all gassy fuel and skunky musk, thick and confrontational in the best way. Then the citrus comes through on the mid-pull, a sour lemon note that brightens the palate. On the exhale, sweet and funky notes blend into something complex, almost like sour candy with a petroleum finish. The peppery bite lingers on the tongue. The smoke is medium-weight, not too thick, not too thin, with a slight expansion in the lungs. The flavour stays consistent through the entire session, getting slightly sweeter as it burns down.

The High

Quick onset. Euphoria floods the headspace within minutes, bright and energizing. Mood uplift is immediate, the kind of shift where everything feels a little more interesting than it was five minutes ago. Focus sharpens, and happy, creative energy takes over. Energetic motivation pushes you forward without the jittery edge. Meanwhile, a gentle relaxation keeps the body comfortable, just enough to prevent tension without pulling you down. Cheeta Piss is the kind of strain you smoke before going out, before a creative project, or before anything that requires you to show up with enthusiasm. The high lasts clean and fades gradually.

Effect group: Up · Best time: Day

Who Should Try Cheeta Piss?

Anyone who wants energy, focus, and flavour without sedation. Cheeta Piss sits at a manageable 20-25% THC with low anxiety risk and zero sleepiness, making it one of the most functional strains on the menu. If you deal with stress, depression, fatigue, or just need something to get you through a creative afternoon, this delivers. The funky, gassy terpene profile sets it apart from the usual citrus-forward sativas. Newer smokers can handle the potency. Veterans will appreciate the three-parent complexity that you don’t see very often.

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